Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Vampire Cat- A True Story

Last September, a scruffy calico cat came to my home and befriended me.  Little did I know at the time, it was a very evil cat.  Yes, it is true cats can be very evil, listen to this true story.

I thought that this cat could have been a long lost friend at first.  I had a pet calico as a child, and being a radioactive entity I thought perhaps that this was an immortal radio active pet from my past.  That month,  I spoke something to my neighbors which caused alarm and the police arrived and with them a man holding the calico cat.  He warned me that it was a cat he took care of.  I liked the cat at this point in time and thought, if he is not containing it, why should I not befriend it.  We talked about her preference for "chicken".  The man was dressed in tan khakis and gave me the creeps.  He returned later to my back door and complimented me.  "you have nice eyes".  I went to the police and reported that I did not welcome him to my home and desired protection.  He returned again regarding the cat and told me he had worked for the police in the past.  The cat was on thyroid medicine.  "She needs her medicine!"

I purchased a rotisserie chicken, and was putting away my groceries, when the chicken fell to the floor.  The cat lunged at it and started devouring it.  It's breathing while sucking, made a yin yang sound.  I had noticed her interest in my pet mouse.  She behaved as if she expected me to feed her the  mouse alive.  She went back and forth like the in the movie, with the Siamese cats which dance to the "we are Siamese if you please song."  The cat immediately lost interest in the chicken when it realized that there was no blood flow.

 The man came looking for the cat.  His irises glowed red when he spoke to me.  I told him I was not interested in his cat.  I perceive the eye glow as a reaction to my life force energy, He was a qi or Prana sucker, me a radiator.  His cat mirrored him.  One night when she was visiting she attempted to eat me alive, starting with my nose.  She bit my nose, a qi hot spot and drew blood.  I did not get a case of rabies.

How did I cope with the realization that I had befriended a Vampire Cat?  I chased it away with a roar,  the lioness that I am. The following day, it responded with a glare from a distance,  The glare reminded me of a Stephen King characterization.

I was thinking that the cat was created with leech dna, but perhaps it was just trained to suck on a half dead creature from kitten-hood. Maybe it is a CIA cat, with remote controls.

When I visited Salem Mass. in 2013 I was told that vampire humans are a real entity in our culture, and I believe him.

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