Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Don't Blow Air at Your Neighbors, Nukey Girl

Last May, when I was undergoing the second installment of perceived nuclear attack, I made the mistake of blowing at my neighbors from a distance of 100 to 300 feet.  One neighbor was facing the other direction when I did the act of exhaling in her direction, but she responded by turning around and looking at me.  The other neighbor was farther away.  The police counseled me on this, "Watch who you are blowing at."  Since when is it inadvisable to exhale or blow air or whistle in the direction of one's neighbor?  Was my breath that bad?
This is another concrete example of how and why I believe that I was being nuked.

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