Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Monday, June 27, 2016

Nukey Weather-Bear at the Lake

When the flood of 1972 happened it with was with hurricane Agnes.  What there other precipitation factors?  I was a nukey back then, with my captor Father Fred dosing me with a paperclip in  my anus while I slept.  Thus the title of the project, Project Paperclip.

In March of 1972 I acquired a best friend, a little beagle/schnauzer named Jenny.  I would bet that my love being so strong for the little dog, that there was a surge release of ions into the atmosphere.  Perhaps I took her out in the boat on the weekend prior to the flood.  I would bet that she and I went out in the little fiberglass boat and put out a surge of love ions that attracted Agnes to the area.

It is a theory, just a theory.  I have made it rain at Deep Run park just by kneeling at the shore, with one hand in the water and the other in the air....It rained in a fifty to 100 foot circumference.

If my love can stir up such with the right circumstances, I wonder what my anger and frustration can do?  I would bet that since Agnes there are tighter control factors with the weather.  Agnes was the costliest flood in recorded history.

My daughter named me "Momma  Bear."  I am told that I have Russian blood.......

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