Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Saturday, April 23, 2016

Weight Loss Program--Lose the Cell Phone

The Program is responsible for your weight problem.  The computer figured out the people who gain and lose weight are good for the economy.  The program participants enroll in money making schemes such as Weight Watchers.  The program participants are constantly in need of  buying new clothes.....too small, too big.  The people who are overweight are good for the medical economy.  If you want to free yourself of The Program's tap on your metabolism, ( a true cause of weight loss and gain) throw away you celliphone and go back to the land line.  the cell phone connects with nanotechnology implants in your brain, which are placed when you get routine lab work.  Remember "THEY WANT YOUR MONEY."

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