Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Friday, March 4, 2016

A Letter to Teen Self- Watch Out!

A letter to teen self.

Dear Amy,
Get ready for a very dark adventure.  Your parents will pimp you to their friends.  Your sister will work with Nazi's to brainwash your children against you and cast black magic spells against you.  Your Government will turn you into a prostitute with multi-personalities.  Your husband and each boyfriend you have will also pimp you.  Don't lose heart--your life will be published all over the world.  Your true Godly lover will hear your cry in the wilderness.  He will sing you a serenade so beautiful that your happiness will be so satisfying as to cause humanity to quake.  The two of you, in time, will heal the world as you are one half the divine couple.  So...when things are really rough we will tell you to close your eyes and shut out the horror...a magnificent future awaits.

3 comments:

  1. Well, you've lived an interesting life! Fun letter.

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  2. I can only say I hope this one is fictional!

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  3. If this is real, I'm glad you came out the other side to live your magnificent future!

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