Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Sunday, January 10, 2016

The Plank

My previous Boyfriend, B. and I are responsible for "The Plank."  "Twas really odd, but I could only reach a climax by making my body straight and stiff, (perhaps as in dead :-))  There were hidden cameras in my bedroom and it was noticed that I was a plank in bed.  So when people did the plank pose for fun, it was a mockery of me, the Secret Sex Slave,of the Galen's Gang.

Perhaps I invented the plank so that I could hit someone over the head with it!!!! BONK  *Joke*  but really..Sex as a weapon is nothing new!  See me coming?  I see you going!  Its fun!! Right Brian?  It's fun...I can hear your voice saying "fun!"

I was just washing my hair---and thinking.  A person's shoulders are wider than their feet., so I don't interpret myself a a plank, but rather a club."  BAM! BAM1!" which incidentally are my initials.  This is just fun with words...I am for the most part non-violent.  I save my violent urges for my poppets, that way I can be the Naked Dove in public.....Oh wait that is a brewery.. was I the inspiration for their name?  My father did not want to stay long when we visited in 2014.

What ever--If I say to you the plank is not a plank it is a club it is my way of saying that I have the power, now, as knowledge is power.  My words will hit you, if you are an enslaver, like a club.  Your power is you secret knowledge of me which is no longer secret.  I does not mean that I will come after you with a club.  That is your own strange paranoid imagination.

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