Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer

Be Forewarned, I am a Fey and Quixotic Creative Writer
And in the End was the Word, Amy's Word

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Sunday, January 3, 2016

From Ana To Elsa

Dear sister Elsa,

We have never been close for reasons that I have failed to understand in the past.  I know now, I shamed you with the work that you forced me to do on my back.  You were also fearful of saying the wrong thing, due to the organized crime body bugs that have been placed in me over the years.

I have a little house and I wish it was paid for.  You have all the money that I earned for you as your sex slave, could I please have, perhaps, one hundred thousand of the many millions that I made for you?  I know that it would be very difficult to part with money......especially to give it to a slave.  I know we slaves are a sub-species of human designed by God for the superior people to exploit.  We are so gullible and trusting--it makes for quiet the amusing story.

I know that I am really only a crotch.  I have legs and they exist in order to open to let  anyone into the crotch area.  What would a crotch need money for?  (I am sure that this is the way you think, Elsa, it is obvious from the way you continue to lie to me),  In the movie it was clear with all the birthday gifts that you gave me...they were an effort to pay me for forty years of crotch views and pelvic movements.  (The crotch was never supposed to connect to the brain.)

Elsa, I am just as much of a dog busy at tug of war as you.  You say "Crazy!"  I say "Your Slave!".  This tug of war might go on for a while.  You have the money...and you have no intention of parting with any.  I am sane, in a unique way, I have no intention of ever believing otherwise.

Love, your sister,

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